Chinese whispers

Now there's an oddly appealing thought.

The woman who cleans the telephones warns that there are mice as small as fleas that live in your computer keyboard if you don't clean it properly.

I think this probably refers to mites rather than mice, but suddenly I rather wish there were a family of tiny little mice with pink noses living under my keyboard.

Sadly, this blog entry would have just crushed several of them, so perhaps it's best not....